Aliens?

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April
1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

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When I went to college I wanted to major in journalism. I had some doubts about my abilities to succeed in the field. So I became a teacher instead and spent 25 years doing a job I never liked. I found the headlines below that were actually printed in newspapers. Now I know that I could have been a very successful journalist. Smart ass comments are in blue.

1. Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No crap, really? Ya think?
3.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
4.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
5. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
6.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
7.War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
10. Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
11. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
12. Man Faces Battery Charge; Struck By Lightening
He probably IS the battery charge!
13. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
14. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
And my favorite. . .
15. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Katrina 4

Today is the 4TH anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. I have seen three so called documentaries on how New Orleans is recovering. The one with Anderson Cooper showed the half built jazz village, a bunch of off key musicians blaring in the background, shots of people eating shrimp and a man saying "we back, we back". I am sick of hearing about fucking New Orleans. I have been for FOUR years! They got flooded because they refused to fix levees that they have known were bad for 40 years and they elected leadership that was too stupid to load people onto school buses and move them out of the area. I hate that people died there but please!!! When there is a big orange spinning mass on radar in the Gulf of Mexico with a name, and weathermen are having orgasms yelling "Get out!! Run for your life!!!" why in the hell would you wait??? What kind of sign did they need? A damn burning bush?? Oh, yeah they had to play a little jazz and eat a little gumbo while sitting there saying, "De mayor take care of us!" The national media was and is as stupid about that storm as they are about Obama. Katrina did not HIT New Orleans, you idiots. It made landfall on the Mississippi Coast. Hey!!!! You nitwits!!! We are over here. . . . to the east of New Orleans. How about a little coverage of this area? Or maybe just a damn mention of the existence of the people here? The local TV is doing a little coverage here and so is the paper. Who needs the national news idiots? They fit in New Orleans better anyway.

The Beav

Eddie Haskell, The Beaver & Wally. Damn, we are getting old!

The AMA on Health Care

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception, and the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' Oncologists fear it's malignant, while Osteopaths see it as holistic. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington. (From Senior Humor Website)

Wednesday

The Wilson's -- Children, Grandchildren and Great Grand Children

I went to Franklin County for the funeral of my brother-in-laws mother Mrs. R. Wilson yesterday. I have know her for a lot of years and she always had a really fun personality. I don't remember seeing her when she wasn't smiling. She always seemed genuinely please to see you. She was always glad to see us when I went to her house with my sister and her husband. She made the best coffee! It was always strong, hot and rich. I remember sitting in her kitchen at the table talking and a lot of the time there was a game going. Maybe cards or dominoes. She had five kids, four boys and a girl and when we were younger they were all in and out and later there were grand kids everywhere. I like that big family feeling with all the different kids everywhere. Going to her house for the Fourth of July was a lot of fun. There was lots of food, people, and action including fireworks. She was a great person. A true lady and she ran a great home. Her kids and grand kids all respected her then and they still do. It seems that her daughter-in-laws loved her a lot and there are many women who are not honored by the girls their son's marry. She was a true country woman who gardened, canned her produce, welcomed visitors with ease and brought up her kids to be good people. She will be missed, but she touched a huge number of people as will as her family and her memory will live on. I will always remember her.