You Might Be Teliban IF

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United States

Lyrics from Everybody Loves Me

A friend of mine ask for the lyrics to Everybody Loves Me by One Republic so I am posting them on the blog. Those not interested in them just skip.


Well Hell sees her shadow in my backseat
And her friends are standing right in front of me
World wide from the center burning turkey (?)
Open up said Everybody loves me
And you don't have to make a sound
Cause they got what you need
Oh Oh Oh Oh
God love all the people that have warned you
God love all your sentimental virtue
Eight balls with the takers that'll make you
Lay cards with the lovers that'll hate you
Cause you don't have to make a sound
They got what you need
Like you say
Oh my!
Feels just like I don't try
Looks so good i might die
All i know is everybody loves me
Get down
Swaying to my own sound
Flashes in my face now
All i know is everybody loves me
Everybody loves me

Rebels

It's amazing what a difference a hundred and fifty miles can make in the behavior, attitudes and ways of people. I went to Southwest Ms. to see the family for Christmas. I took the back roads and avoided several towns and the traffic. As soon a I left the coast the driving got simple. There was none of the take your life in your hands mental illness that affects the drivers on the Coast. People actually let you merge or go first at a 4 way stop. About half way up home I noticed several Rebel flags flying. Most were displayed with the US and Ms. flags. I liked it. In the rush for political correctness we Southerners have been pressured and shamed into forgetting that we are descendants of the Confederates who fought and died for what they believed. We should not be ashamed of it. It is part of our heritage and our past. And no I ain't gonna apologize for it. I didn't own slaves so get the hell over it!! As Louisiana writer James Lee Burke says, " it was a different time and circumstance." He also says that the blood of men in gray runs in our veins and that if you look carefully you may see a glance of the Confederate army moving through the woods or see the camp fires glowing at twilight. We in the South plow ground which still turns up Confederate States of America belt buckles and musket balls. We build our homes on land which soaked up the blood of men who fought for their way of life. So I was not ashamed when I saw the Rebel flags. It made me proud. People in this country do not think for themselves anymore and most Southerners don't have the balls to fly the Rebel flag. I also noticed all the guns hanging in the back windows of trucks. It's deer season and people in Southwest Ms. hunt a lot. About four men out of five had on camouflage. It occurred to me that in a disaster, country folks could make it. We still know how to grow a garden, kill meat, can preserves, cook over an open fire, and make our own clothes. We don't do it all now but we could. Maybe I'm wrong but I think that is a Southern thing. And it came from the time when we lived under that Rebel flag, during the time that we were a seperate country and when we were forced to adapt. And country people can adapt. I think we still could if necessary.

Odds and Ends

The daughter spotted this truck on Washington Ave. This Saint's fan/driver showed his support by writing in the dust on the truck. I have always liked the Saint's but was not a big fan mostly because they always lost and never gave us anything to get excited about. This year has been different and I hope they go to the Superbowl. I want to see them play the Vikings. Brees and Farve. I would like to see that.

Did anybody enjoy the look on William Shatner's face when Sarah Palin took the stage to do a "reading" from his book? It was on the C. O'brian show. For the second time Shatner read from her book making fun of her as is the usual for the Hollywood set. When he finished she appeared from backstage and read about him. The look on his face was priceless. I used to like him along with Whoopi, Robin Williams, and and others. But I don't need the supposed intelligent Hollywood ninnies telling me how to think. Payback is good! This is the look on his face as she read. Don't you just love it.

Author Stephen King and his wife are donating money so 150 soldiers from the Maine Army National Guard can come home for the holidays. King and his wife, Tabitha, who live in Bangor, are paying $13,000 toward the cost of two bus trips so that members of the 3rd Battalion, 172nd Infantry Unit can travel from Camp Atterbury in Indiana to Maine for Christmas. The soldiers left Maine last week for training at Camp Atterbury. They are scheduled to depart for Afghanistan in January. Julie Eugley, one of King's personal assistants, told the Bangor Daily News that the Kings were approached about giving $13,000.
But Stephen King thought the number 13 was a bit unlucky, so the couple pitched in $12,999 instead. Eugley chipped in $1 to make for an even $13,000.

Angry Santa

WHITE COLLAR

HAAAAAA!

THE BITCH IS

BAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!

Since I know that my two or three faithful readers are REALLY missing me and this wonderful, informative blog, I found a way to post.

White Collar

Not a lot of shows on TV are worth a shit. Most are slightly boring and not much on plot. But the new one on USA called White Collar is great. I like the plot about a Con Artist and a FBI man working together to solve cases. Although that theme is not new this show adds a lot of twist and turns and the relationships and interactions between characters make it really good. If you can see the Pilot first it really helps to tie all the info together. I like the actors and I think the writers are really good. (I really enjoy the character named Mozzie. and Neal is easy to watch too.) The show has a good sense of humor and lots of twist and turns. The writers are onto a good thing with this one if they just don't screw it up now. The network is only running re-runs until Jan. 19Th when it will be on Tuesday nights at nine o'clock. If you get a chance to watch try to catch the pilot.