8/31/09
Aliens?
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April
1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
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1. Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
3.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
4.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
5. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
6.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
7.War Dims Hope for Peace
8. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
10. Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
11. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
12. Man Faces Battery Charge; Struck By Lightening
He probably IS the battery charge!
13. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
14. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
And my favorite. . .
15. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
8/28/09
Katrina 4
8/27/09
The AMA on Health Care
Wednesday
8/24/09
8/23/09
August
Forgotten
8/22/09
Senior Protest
8/21/09
Next Life
Best Friends
8/20/09
USM vs MSU vs UM
When it comes to fishing for non-conference opponents, both Mississippi State and Ole Miss love to dip their hooks into Conference USA.
There’s nothing like kicking off against Memphis or Houston or Tulane or Alabama-Birmingham for a chance to pick up an easy win.
To try to make life even easier for the Ole Miss athletic establishment, the Rebels will even go mano a mano with the Lions of Southeastern Louisiana, the Lumberjacks of Northern Arizona, the Gamecocks of Jacksonville State, the Ragin’ Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafayette and the Salukis of Southern Illinois.
Making life easier is more difficult for the Bulldogs, as the Black Bears of Maine proved in 2004 with a 9-7 cowbell-silencing victory in Starkville. Still, there is the hope that the Tigers of Mississippi’s own Jackson State and the Blue Raiders of Middle Tennessee will be softer fare than the Tigers of LSU and the Hogs of Arkansas this fall for MSU.
But amid all this non-Southeastern Conference pairing up, neither Ole Miss nor State will hook up with Southern Miss, which is also a member of C-USA.
It didn’t used to be this way.
State started playing football with Southern in ’64 and Ole Miss followed suit in ’66. But the Bulldogs haven’t played football with the Golden Eagles since 1990. As for the Rebels, this is the silver anniversary of the last USM-UM game in 1984.
Both State and Ole Miss seem quite satisfied with the status quo.
As for Southern Miss, they are hardly sulking in the shadows.
The days of scheduling quality opponents by offering to play “anyone, anywhere, anytime” are behind them. After kicking off the season with the Braves of Alcorn State from just across the state, the Golden Eagles will entertain the Cavaliers of Virginia and then go on the road to meet the Jayhawks of Kansas and the Cardinals of Louisville. Next season, the Jayhawks come to Hattiesburg and the Golden Eagles will swoop into Baton Rouge to have a go at LSU.
Indeed, for all the yelps from fans of the upstate football programs, accommodating both State and Ole Miss would be much more difficult for Southern than for either of them to fit USM into their schedules.
But hard or easy, it ought to be done.
It is time for both State and Ole Miss to toss one of the minnows off their schedule and add one whale of a game.
As USM athletic director Richard Giannini recently told the Sun Herald: “I’ve been to their stadiums — not with Southern Miss — but with other programs, and I saw a lot of unsold seats when they play several opponents. If we play them, it will be overpacked. They will be outside scalping tickets. Hopefully one day it will move in that direction.”
Hope is fine, but legislative action would be quicker and surer.
Before we help fill up stadiums in Memphis or Birmingham, let’s help fill up the ones in Hattiesburg and Oxford and Starkville.
The editorial above represents the views of the Sun Herald editorial board, which consists of President-Publisher Ricky R. Mathews, Vice President and Executive Editor Stan Tiner, Vice President and Chief Financial Officer Flora S. Point, Opinion Page Editor B. Marie Harris and Associate Editor Tony Biffle.
8/18/09
Picking Lemons
Obama's List
8/17/09
Remembering Camille
Camille claimed 13 of the Williams' family. Paul Williams survived along with one son, Malcolm, and his son-in-law, Erin Burton. The next morning, with the assistance of rescue workers, Williams and the other two family survivors began the grisly task of recovering the bodies of their loved ones. The irony of the incident was that the Williams' house had escaped the storm unharmed. Chief Jerry Peralta remembered watching the recovery of the bodies from Live Oak Cemetery. "The thing that hurt me most was Williams with his family, as I watched him carrying those bodies. He carried them out of the cemetery and laid them on the sidewalk", stated Peralta, during an interview prior to his death in 1982. Williams buried his large family in DeLisle, a small community just north of Pass Christian. The burial included his wife, 8 children, and 2 grandchildren.
8/16/09
8/14/09
Pitt for Mayor!
Reason #1 - He's Qualified
Rather than having to make vague and unpersuasive connections between clearly unrelated qualifications.
Reason #2 - NOLA ♥'s Brad Pitt
By bestowing the great office of Mayor of our city upon Mr. Pitt, we, the citizens, are afforded the opportunity to say thanks for the many wonderful things this gentleman has already done for us. What better way to show our heart-felt appreciation than to present to him the mayoral office, the patronage trough, the cornucopia of our great city, that which we hold so dear and is ours to bequeath?
Reason #3 - Lagniappe If we elect Brad Pitt mayor, Angelina Jolie would be the First Lady of New Orleans.
Reason #4 - Technology and Gastronomy
Instead of technology executives vying for malfunctioning anti-crime camera installation contracts and lap dances, movie moguls from everywhere will lobby the mayor to get a table on Galatoire's ground floor for the Friday before Mardi Gras all-afternoon lunch.
Reason #5 - Publicity
Publicity and photo opportunities will chase our Mayor, instead of the Mayor chasing publicity and photo opportunities.
Reason #6 - Urban Planning
We will not have to rename a street to honor his name, as Pitt Street already exists.
Reason #7 - City Council Relations
Stacy Head will be nice to the new Mayor.
Reason #8 - Economics
Instead of executive travel expenses depleting our budget, the city's coffers will be filled through generous personal appearance fees earned by Mr. Pitt as our elected leader and ambassador.
Reason #9 - Convention Business
New Orleans will become the magnet for conventions of professional women's organizations worldwide. The warm glow of pink Cadillacs will illuminate our Southern nights. This mass of sensually charged femininity will attract male visitors eager to contribute their economic stimulus.
Reason #10 - Jazz Fest
Instead of being greeted by the ubiquitous presence of Shell (God bless them!), visitors to Jazz Fest will be welcomed at the main entrance by our Mayor enthroned on the King of Rex Float, officiated by his Secretary of Music, Quint Davis.
Reason #11 - Rebuilding
Rather than relying on Aussie eloquence and narrative creativity or malfunctioning federal and state agencies, Mr. Pitt, as our chief executive will, instead, lead us, the local Pittwomen and Pittmen, in the fight against blight, crime, poverty and lack of humor. Dressed in period costumes and assisted by experienced producers, set builders, make-up artists, and camera operators, this cast of thousands will launch our Renaissance epic in weekly reality sequels.
Reason #12 - Transparency
Instead of having to sue for the release of public records, or to attempt to restore accidentally deleted emails, we can learn everything about our first executive from the pages of the National Enquirer and People Magazine.
Reason #13 - Integrity
Rather than governing our city to achieve fortune, fame and a book deal, our candidate already has achieved fortune, fame and MOVIE deals.
Reason # 14- HE'S HOT!!!! That one is mine.