DEAR MADAM:
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT
ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED
VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR
WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM
BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER. 
"WELL, SHIT!"
HELLO: HALLEY, what the hell you waiting for? Shit it ain't got to be a nice home. just put her somewhere there ain't no computer.
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