10/9/09

Football


Southern Miss Pirogues

Ground Meat
Cajun Link Sausage
(Cut sausage into small pieces after cooking)
Italian Ground Sausage
Cheddar Cheese
Lee & Perrin's
Italian Spices
Meat magic
Tony Chacherie's Roux Mix
Rolls of French Bread

Cook each meat separately, mixing in spices as needed (to taste). Hollow out the bread. Mix meat, sausage, cheese. Use a small portion of the grease from the sausage to make a gravy; mix grease and Tony Chacherie's Roux Mix to make. Put meat mixture, gravy and more cheese on top in hollowed out bread and bake until the bread is browned and crispy.

A Southern Girls Guide To Football.
North vs South

Women's Accessories For Game
North- Chapstick and a $20 in jeans pocket
South- Louis Vuitton bag with colorstay lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon

Stadium
North-College stadiums hold 20,000 people
South-High school stadiums hold 20,000 people

Fathers
North-Expect daughters to understand Shakespeare.
South-Expect daughters to understand pass interference.

Getting To The Stadium
North- When you find it you walk right in.
South-When you are near it you'll hear it.

Parking
North-An hour before game time the university opens the campus for game parking.
South-RV's sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wed for the weekend game.

Tailgating
North-Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it.
South- Thirty-foot custom pig-shape smoker fires up at dawn.

Concessions
North-Drinks served in a paper cup.
South- Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled halfway up to ensure room for bourbon.

When National Anthem Is Played
North- Stands are less than half-full and less than half the people stand.
South-A hundred thousand fans, all standing, sing along.

After The Game
North- The stadium is empty before the game ends.
South-Another rack of ribs on the smoker. Another trip to the package store. Planning begins for the next week's game.

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