Southern Miss Pirogues
Ground Meat
Cajun Link Sausage
(Cut sausage into small pieces after cooking)
Italian Ground Sausage
Cheddar Cheese
Lee & Perrin's
Italian Spices
Meat magic
Tony Chacherie's Roux Mix
Rolls of French Bread
A Southern Girls Guide To Football.
North vs South
North vs South
Women's Accessories For Game
North- Chapstick and a $20 in jeans pocket
South- Louis Vuitton bag with colorstay lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a fifth of bourbon
Stadium
North-College stadiums hold 20,000 people
South-High school stadiums hold 20,000 people
Fathers
North-Expect daughters to understand Shakespeare.
South-Expect daughters to understand pass interference.
Getting To The Stadium
North- When you find it you walk right in.
South-When you are near it you'll hear it.
Parking
North-An hour before game time the university opens the campus for game parking.
South-RV's sporting their school flags begin arriving on Wed for the weekend game.
Tailgating
North-Raw meat on a grill, beer with lime in it.
South- Thirty-foot custom pig-shape smoker fires up at dawn.
Concessions
North-Drinks served in a paper cup.
South- Drinks served in a plastic cup, with the home team's mascot on it, filled halfway up to ensure room for bourbon.
When National Anthem Is Played
North- Stands are less than half-full and less than half the people stand.
South-A hundred thousand fans, all standing, sing along.
After The Game
North- The stadium is empty before the game ends.
South-Another rack of ribs on the smoker. Another trip to the package store. Planning begins for the next week's game.
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