Freaks & Creeps

Walton and Johnson made fun of Michael Jackson this morning and they got me to thinking about the freak. It's the time of the year for freaks and creeps. And after finally burying Michael Jackson now there are stories about his ghost. He was a true freak before he died so his ghost would really be something to see. So is Michael Jackson's ghost haunting Neverland? Those who support said theory would point you to Exhibit A, a shadow that's seen walking across a room at the end of the hallway during Larry King's interview with Jermaine Jackson. I'm going to guess that the image was simply a cameraman's shadow. After all, if it were Michael, wouldn't he be moonwalking across the room? And emitting some sort of falsetto ghost wail? Wouldn't he remove his nose to scare those who encounter him? I think that Extreme Paranormal (the dumbest ghost hunter show on TV) should do a ghost hunt of Neverland. Maybe they could use some of their way out methods to call up Michael, like cutting off one of their noses or sitting on the bed with some little boy. That should get an appearance. If he is back as a ghost, I give about as big a shit as I do about Michelle Obama's ability to hula hoop.