Hunting season opened on Saturaday. And any man who had to be in a store with a woman was probably out of sorts. And women probably didn't enjoy it either. It's sort of like the shirt I saw the other day that said, "Shopping with a man is like hunting with a game warden." This is a list of some of the things bored men have been known to do when wondering alone around a store.
1) Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren' looking.
2) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3) Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
4) Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
5) Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6)Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could use the tent if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
7) When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
8) Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
9) While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
10) Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 9) In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels as boobs.
11) Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
12)When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
13) Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
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